His name is Chester Chickadee
And he’d love to be your friend
Talking a mile, a minute
His stories seem to never end
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He likes to brag to who he can
And is never all that picky
If Ms. Fancy isn’t home
He’ll follow the stench to Mr. Stinky
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Next, he’ll talk to the cloud of dust
Kicked up by Tricky Jr.
Before he jokes with Sheriff Grumpy
Who still has no sense of humor
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As Billy Go-Go-Go
Chases after another girl
Chester offers dating advice
To the amorous-minded squirrel
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As a last resort he’ll seek out
Henrietta Hedgehog to tell his secrets
He trusts her stony expression
And feels her lack of response is pure genius
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But when all options fail
To the truck pulpit he will go
Where he’ll gladly talk for hours
To his very own shadow
If you liked this one, be sure to go back and check out Chester’s cohorts from previous postings – Ms. Fancy the opossum, Mr. Stinky the skunk, Sheriff Grumpy the groundhog, Tricky Jr. the chipmunk, Billy Go-Go-Go the squirrel and Henrietta Hedgehog the stone likeness of a hedgehog who comes to life at night!