This is my follow up to a prior posting Ten Reasons Why My Dog is Like a Pig. The first list had a few similarities with my husband, so I thought he deserved his own list (such a lucky guy!).
- She loves her bike rides.
- She smells better after a bath.
- Toys…she can never have too many.
- She looks good in a big black truck.
- She must have a comfortable pillow.
- She isn’t soundly sleeping unless she is loudly snoring.
- She can’t ignore fallen sticks on the grass.
- Roast chicken dinner is her favorite.
- She eats too fast and has too much gas.
- There is nothing she enjoys more than a roaring fire on a cold day.
Jessica M. Collette 
I used to have a similar list of why dogs are far better than sons…I think these are mostly what I had then…
1) they listen and obey
2) are more patient
3) have better table manners
4) are smarter
5) have better hygiene
6) are less interested in their butts
7) are more honest with the ladies
8) like going for a ride with you
9) can learn things
10) are grateful
That’s a great list and oh, so true! It sure is fun comparing people with our dogs!
Have me laughing like crazy!! You are funny!
Always glad to make you laugh!
A bit too much info on the ‘gas’ front! 😀 😀
You’re probably right, but I couldn’t resist.To be fair, the dog is much worse!