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Jessica M. Collette

Fictional Sentiments Inspired by Life

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Papercuts of Christmas Past

The time has come again For the wrapping to begin Let out a “Ho, Ho, Ho!” And put on a Grinchy grin As you roll out the paper And tear off the tape You measure twice, cut once Still, you’ve made a mistake The box is too big Or the paper’s too small What’s inside… Read More Papercuts of Christmas Past

December 20, 2022 Jess M. Collette2 Comments

Heads or Tails

Today they decided To flip a coin To fairly decide Who first would join So, one picked heads The other tails As the coin took flight By the flick of a nail It flipped and flopped Then tumbled down Landing with a clink Upon the ground But it wasn’t tails Nor was it heads It… Read More Heads or Tails

June 16, 2022 Jess M. ColletteLeave a comment

April Fools’

This is my last post With writing, I’m done It’s all a bore It’s really no fun Just one more thought You may find cool I got you April Fools’

April 1, 2022 Jess M. ColletteLeave a comment

Happiness Handbook

Happiness Is a state of mind A blessing for those Who choose to find That the little things We often overlook Are THE things In the happiness handbook A smile, a hug Warmth from a coat Something sweet A fun pic of a goat You see, happiness Exists all around It’s waiting patiently To be… Read More Happiness Handbook

December 7, 2021 Jess M. ColletteLeave a comment

No Soliciting

The rain tap, tap, taps “Is anybody home?” Dampening the sign Securely taped to the door No Soliciting It brazenly ignores

October 4, 2021 Jess M. ColletteLeave a comment

“It’s the End of Summer!”

In my family We have a little joke About a funny statement My dad once spoke In the summer heat On Independence Day My dad said his truth In his own quiet way “Well, that’s it,” He said with a straight face His now-famous words He cannot erase “It’s 4th of July, Summer’s officially OVER!”… Read More “It’s the End of Summer!”

July 4, 2021 Jess M. ColletteLeave a comment

Make a Snowman

When life gives you snow Make a snowman With cute button eyes And mittens for hands A bright carrot nose And a jovial smile A light blue scarf To give him some style Find a proper hat Place a pipe in his mouth Then wish him well And promptly head south

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A Calculated Guess

The snow is coming Or so they say, “Maybe tomorrow, Or another day.” A calculated guess Is as good as it gets When the meteorologist says, “You may just get wet!” Sun, rain, or snow “There’s a chance of black ice!” A little more certainty Sure would be nice But unpredictability Is what New Englanders… Read More A Calculated Guess

December 15, 2020 Jess M. Collette2 Comments

Mishaps and Mayhem

If there is ever a year The bells don’t jingle There is no red suit To warm Kris Kringle The reindeer have gotten Too fat to fly The Christmas Star fails To sparkle in the sky The gingerbread men Make all the children sick Tongues stick like glue To peppermint sticks Presents disappear (Poof) From… Read More Mishaps and Mayhem

December 10, 2020 Jess M. ColletteLeave a comment

Hallmark Movie Magic

It’s that time again When Hallmark movies premiere To make the season festive With their formulaic cheer Most start in a big city With a perky, feisty gal Who must soon return To some small-town locale Soon after arriving She learns the bad news Her family’s business They’re all about to lose But this new… Read More Hallmark Movie Magic

November 24, 2020 Jess M. ColletteLeave a comment

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