Toilet Paper


Since toilet paper is trending

In popularity this year

I can’t help but wonder

What baby names we’ll hear

Surely, they’ll be Charmin

A little girl to adore

All will hug and squeeze her

Until her parents say no more

Cotton and Elle

Multipacks are better than one

A boy and a girl

Will be twice the ripples of fun

A little baby boy

His parents will name Scotty

So smart and practical

He’ll be a natural on the potty

And sweet Thomas Peter

Or T.P. for short

Will have fun building

Generic toilet paper forts

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