“We’re nutty for nuts

If you haven’t heard

Or seen our antics

It’s not about the birds

It’s the Season of the Squirrel

And we’re not going anywhere

We’re busy gathering

And we’re not about to share

The acorns are falling

And it’s first-come, first-served

So, if you happen to be driving

Please don’t forget to swerve!

We’re risking it all,

Look out, chipmunks, beware birds

We’re not taking one

We’re coming back for thirds

While living by the motto

No nut left behind

That’s enough words for now

There are more nuts to find!”