I Knew a dog I knew a brown dog Who was sweet as can be With unconditional love She cherished me I knew a black dog Who loved to play Ignoring basic commands Like sit and stay I knew a yellow dog Who was always asleep His favorite pastime Was counting sheep I knew a… Read More I Knew a Dog
A cute little piggy With coins in his belly Lives in my house Not a farm that is smelly He’s cute as can be Round and robust Though he’s been around He’s not covered in dust He’s very well cared for And fed every day His belly is full And full it will stay Those… Read More Piggy Bank
When life gives you snow Make a snowman With cute button eyes And mittens for hands A bright carrot nose And a jovial smile A light blue scarf To give him some style Find a proper hat Place a pipe in his mouth Then wish him well And promptly head south
We’re not the only ones Who love the holidays Critters too, love Christmas In many special ways Squirrels snack on gingersnaps To celebrate the day When their bellies are full Together they all play Bunnies search the field For the elusive Man of Snow Standing tall on bunny feet They kiss the Snowman’s nose Horses… Read More Critters Too, Love Christmas
If there is ever a year The bells don’t jingle There is no red suit To warm Kris Kringle The reindeer have gotten Too fat to fly The Christmas Star fails To sparkle in the sky The gingerbread men Make all the children sick Tongues stick like glue To peppermint sticks Presents disappear (Poof) From… Read More Mishaps and Mayhem
Common sense says Bring an umbrella When the forecast says rain Don’t hike that mountain When you’re already in pain Stop eating When you’re stomach is full If the door says “push” Do not “pull” Look both ways Before crossing the street Hot summer pavement Will burn bare feet Lack of sleep Will make you… Read More Common Sense
When life gives you lemons Chuck them right back Hitting life with its own Citrus attack Because too many lemons Will sour and rot The future that waits And the days you’ve got So, the next time lemons Get thrown your way Peel ‘em and seed ‘em Remembering each day Lemons are lessons That… Read More Peel ‘em and Seed ‘em
Just dropping in To say hello Though the true intent On my face does show; I’ve got my eye On the tasty treats You’ve more than kindly Left for me; The choice is mine Oh, how will I decide Between the peanut butter cream Or the sweet sunflower supreme; The decision is clear What… Read More A Squirrel’s Choice
Don’t let the gray fool you I still love to run and play But I’m also just as happy Sleeping in most of the day; I know how to kill a toy Just as fast as when a pup I chew the squeaker out After I’ve removed all of the fluff; I snuggle with my… Read More Dog’s Life
