Tag: funny
Reindeer Poop
Pitter Patter On the roof Is the sound of Reindeer poop These special pellets More precious than toys Give, and give Abundance and joy Long after Santa Claus Rests easy from his flight The reindeer poop remains Day-long and through the night It’s magical, you see, From North Pole grass and grain Infused with flakes… Read More Reindeer Poop
Smiling at You
Life is What You Make It
Stand tall And know your worth Whether king of the castle Or a pile of dirt Life is what you make it
Papercuts of Christmas Past
The time has come again For the wrapping to begin Let out a “Ho, Ho, Ho!” And put on a Grinchy grin As you roll out the paper And tear off the tape You measure twice, cut once Still, you’ve made a mistake The box is too big Or the paper’s too small What’s inside… Read More Papercuts of Christmas Past
Heads or Tails
Today they decided To flip a coin To fairly decide Who first would join So, one picked heads The other tails As the coin took flight By the flick of a nail It flipped and flopped Then tumbled down Landing with a clink Upon the ground But it wasn’t tails Nor was it heads It… Read More Heads or Tails
April Fools’
This is my last post With writing, I’m done It’s all a bore It’s really no fun Just one more thought You may find cool I got you April Fools’
Happiness Handbook
Happiness Is a state of mind A blessing for those Who choose to find That the little things We often overlook Are THE things In the happiness handbook A smile, a hug Warmth from a coat Something sweet A fun pic of a goat You see, happiness Exists all around It’s waiting patiently To be… Read More Happiness Handbook
No Soliciting
The rain tap, tap, taps “Is anybody home?” Dampening the sign Securely taped to the door No Soliciting It brazenly ignores
“It’s the End of Summer!”
In my family We have a little joke About a funny statement My dad once spoke In the summer heat On Independence Day My dad said his truth In his own quiet way “Well, that’s it,” He said with a straight face His now-famous words He cannot erase “It’s 4th of July, Summer’s officially OVER!”… Read More “It’s the End of Summer!”
Jessica M. Collette 
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